August 24, 2014
Citizens! Wake up! Ukraine's danger is real.! The United Nations Security Council must immediately pass a resolution abolishing Vladimir Putin! NATO needs to provide funding for the Gazan rocket builders to work for NASA so that their skills do not fall into the hands of terrorists! We need properly equipped SWAT teams to kill flies! Vote for me! I will unite us to disunity.
- Ned Simn, Pi Acres