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Toby Running for Governor

November 25, 2005

Ned Simn may have surprised people in her radio broadcast by responding to an announcement by Toby that he was running for governor that hadn't happened. Yesterday on Dollport Radio News Toby said "Well I guess she got ahead of me. I really Am running for governor. I want to get people to work together making Dollport better. The goals for this year should include Norman mapping the Pi Acres, Rebuilding Baska, Improving Wellwest and the new town Airpoll, and Basic improvements in the Dollhouse. I look forward to these things being done and hope the election comes soon." Ned Simn's agenda at the moment is: Get out of the bathtub and point out our problems. Drive the guineas from Wellwest with a super soaker. Fund a bathtub and college of dental hygiene in Wellwest, and put the second bathtub in a Laursmen building. Ann Somebody says rebuilding Baska is on her agenda too.

- DPRN