November 8, 2004
No one seems to have bothered to comment on the outcome of the Dollport election except for the Dollport website and there coverage is limited to a list of who won. Daniel Leaf (Dansmen) is now president. Incumbent Toby (Timsmen) got only one vote after basing his campaign on unpopular positions including term limits (He later decided there were not a good idea) and the right of non-dolls to run for offices not associated specifically with the town of Dollport. The outcome was rather strange. We had a run off election between Daniel Leaf and Quincy (Laursmen queen) By the way all three candidates ran for president last year too. Timsmen Candidate Elizabeth beat incumbent Daniel Dirt (Dansmen) and is now our governor. Ned Smin (Timsmen lunatic) and Antonio Hornhead (Laursmen King) were unable to stop the campaign of Ann Somebody for Mayor and she is now serving her second term. Here is a list of our other current representatives. (Courtesy of the Dollport website)
| Astronomer Royal: | Antonio Hornhead (Laursmen) |
|---|---|
| Attorney General: | D Solder (Dansmen) |
| Department of Defense: | Humer (Timsmen) |
| Dollport Cartographer: | Norman Nicely (Timsmen) |
| Fish and game admin: | Albert Fisher (Mommies) |
| Foreign Affairs: | English Wire (Dansmen) |
| Official bathtub cleaner: | Misses Wire (Timsmen) |
| Regent: | Grandpa Wire (Timsmen) |
| Secretary of the move: | Timothy L.(Timsmen) |
| Wildlife Management: | Ester (Laursmen) |
| Touchdown: | D. Indian (Dansmen) |
Now we are left to speculate who will run in the next race.
Timothy N. G.