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Presidential Debate

June 9, 2004

The first event chronologically was the debate. It was a presidential debate between Toby and Daniel Leaf. Toby and Daniel discussed, among other things, whether a matchbox could become president, whether the education of rabbits is a national priority, and whether to have term limits. Toby went down in the polls afterwards because he confessed that the government didn't do anything and nobody knew how it worked.

Timothy N. G.